A conversation with my sister:
Her: (Things I need to do with my life that I am already aware of)
5 minutes later ...
Me : Or I could get married and have him do it for me.
Her : You could. Norfolk is a Navy town.
Me : Well tell your husband if he sees any skeezy guys, let me fill that void while they are filling that void.
Her : Skeezy guys means skeezy girls. (Pause)
Her : They have nerds in the Navy.
Silence.
Her : I just wanted to make sure all bases are covered, because I'm still not sure what you are into.
Me : I'm hanging up now.
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