Jewish Nachos

Jewish Nachos - Bagel chips with goat cheese put in microwave. This is how I slum it. Because I kind of wish I had some Spaghettio's right now.

I watched the entire Firefly series this weekend. It made me think of a project I want to do with some people about modern day myths, RE: Persephone being the metaphor for the involvement in the Middle East, shit like that. This is me, slumming it.

Books I've Read Lately:
Confederates in the Attic, Biff the Story of Christ, Bonk - Science Looks at Sex, Vice as Told by NPR. If anybody is interested in reading these, post your address. I need something new to read and my roommate has taken my new Anthony Bourdain book and it may be in his bathroom. I'll take it as a loss.

Here's some insight into why people call me tasteless.

"Like the Craigslist killer taught us, cant we just use the Internet to get laid
and cash,and incarcerated."

Why travel for holidays, guilt trips are free.

The only dream I had about Alec Baldwin was sexual.

Flavored cigarettes, because your taste buds are dead and you are next.

A conversation with my sister, the reason for all round trip guilt trips:

Me: cheer me up, make Bella sing into my answering machine
serrabella2: shes in the tub
me: fucking bath tub loving bitch
serrabella2: how is she my kid?
me: She's not
serrabella2: i always thought my baby was switched
i wouldn't give Bella back though
me: Mother of the year
serrabella2: i wouldn't
me: That's good
I would miss her lyin ass too much anyways.
serrabella2: me too

Anthony: it's always toothless, overweight, no-bra wearing white women who I wouldn't fuck with a stranger's dick, hanging out with the shaddiest-looking dirty motherfuckers on this one corner down the street from our house
me: People who need people.
Anthony: people who need a bullet to the head
me: The story of urban gentrification, told by the GOP